Are you lost?

The office staff has already decorated the office for the "Holidays" meaning there's a giant Christmas tree, and all kinds of Christmas decorations up. But what really caught my eye today was the entire door of the "main" school office (which houses the principal and Vice Principal's offices) was covered in tacky wrapping paper and said in giant letters "Dr. X" (Principal's name) with "Happy Holiday's" written under it. Huh, I didn't know she needed help finding the main office.
A better story today. One of my autistic students has difficulty taking turns and talks loud a lot. To practice taking turns, we played Uno at the end of our math time. When I told him we were going to play Uno he said, "I don't want to" and put his head on his desk. I told him that it's not a choice right now. Then he said, "I'm sick." Nice try, buddy. "You're not sick, you just don't want to play Uno and take turns," I said. Well, I slowly got him into the game. And of course he won.